I must be too annoying 4 u.
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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