just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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