Me. At least after what I've been through.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
She bit a glass in half.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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