I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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