the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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