He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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