I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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