Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
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