question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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