Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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