Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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