we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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