I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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