How'd it feel making her break her religion?
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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