gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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