I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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