dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
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