i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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