Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
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