well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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