It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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