i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
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