Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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