2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
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