Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
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