And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
I have post one night stand depression
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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