pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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