I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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