i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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