Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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