Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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