You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
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