I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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