I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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