Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
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