Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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