a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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