Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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