Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I want to make a zoo with you.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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