i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
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