My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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