I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
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