all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
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