wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Less talking, more tequila
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Staff meetings will be awkward since my boss and I both did the new intern
Maybe she doesn’t know you did him
Oh she definitely knows - it was a threesome
Please tell me you’re not taking life advice from porn scripts again
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