I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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