So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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