woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Randomize
