what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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