You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
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