you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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