How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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