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she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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