Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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