How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
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