it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Slut skills are useful in every country.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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